Las Vegas, While My Guitar Gently Weeps
I think it was shortly before my high school graduation that my (more extravagant) classmates were talking about going to Las Vegas. Of course, they were 18 and I was 16, but it boggled my mind why anyone would want to go there. You see, the images that had been embedded in my mind were those of the ridiculously gaudy Flamingo, champagne overflowing, Donald Trump buying your soul, etc. But my opinion of Las Vegas has completely changed. I would go back. But never with my classmates. Being a food blogger completely alters your view of the world, you see, and your itinerary is often met by normal people with a giant "HUH?" The reason I love Las Vegas (huh, I sure throw around the word "love" a lot these days) can be summed up in one image:
But of course, me being me, I'm going to expound on that. I will try to refrain from screaming LUXURY!!! at the end of each paragraph, but feel free to add it in your head.
We took a shuttle to our hotel, and it was driven by the snarkiest driver ever. It was at this point I was beginning to wonder if failed stand-up comedians come here to look for other work. But as you know, by the end I was convinced that all people in the service business in the States was trained in the art of snappy patter. We never strayed from the Las Vegas Strip (too much to see as it is), and walked till our feet bled or took the Monorail (good value, good for 24 hours).
We stayed at the Treasure Island Hotel at the Las Vegas Strip, and man, that was the most luxurious bed I've been in, ever (that's what a 4-diamond rating will get you, I gather!). Compared to the other hotels on the strip (most famously: The Venetian, Paris, MGM Grand, The Mirage, Caesar's Palace, The Bellagio, New York New York), Treasure Island was not exceedingly large or packed with big-name restaurants and shops, but I think it was a good choice for us.
A short walk over a bridgeway takes you to the fantastic Fashion Show Mall. And yes, that is a catwalk. And no, I did not walk on it or strike a pose. The man in black is Burnie, who sold iPod embellishments as if his life depended on it. I was impressed so now my iPod is dressed in a removable Union Jack. The shops in Fashion Show Mall are more tailored to women, but there were still some (men's/youth) shops that caught my eye.
Treasure Island also has a nightly show, "The Sirens of TI." I think there are two missing letters at the end of that. It was public, so that was kind of surprising. Vegas is really not a place for kids. Or if you want your kids to age exponentially, take them to Vegas.
Across Treasure Island, also accessible by bridge, is the beautiful Venezia at The Venetian (take a peek at the satellite photos on Google maps to get a better idea of what walking around the streets is like). A non-smelly canal runs through it, where you can browse the Grand Canal Shoppes on gondola. Actually, I was kind of missing the characteristic smell of Venice, even if it's not quite so appealing. Take note the "sky" you see here is false-- I'm completely indoors. Amazing, huh? I asked my brother if they have their Vegas weddings at a replica of the Piazza di San Marco. Anyway, there are plenty of high-end shops here, moreso than the Fashion Show Mall, in the hopes that once you get a big win at the casino you will splurge without moving too far. Question you may be asking: Did I gamble? No, and it's not because I think it's more virtuous or whatever. It's just not one of the things I consider exciting or an item in my checklist of life. Seeing the older folks push a button for the slot machines (see? They don't even crank 'em anymore!) actually seemed really boring to me.
Here we have another fantastic hotel, The Bellagio (the Eiffel Tower belongs to another hotel). This is a moment from the Fountains show, where several jets of water explode to the tune of popular songs. There was some confusing renovation going on inside so I think I didn't get the full effect of its grandiosity.
Inside was this exclusive (I'm guessing guest-only) pool.
Here we have a view of the driveway of Paris, a Caribbean-themed Hotel (uh, I'm kidding). Beautiful detailing-- again it was effective in evoking memories of Paris for me, but frosted in the gaudy/awesome LUXURY!! of Vegas. So there's the "Arc de Triomphe." Also you can see the shrunken Eiffel Tower. I asked my brother if they have their Vegas weddings at a replica of the Notre Dame Cathedral.
This is me inside the very expensive Wynn Hotel, striking a very awkward pose. I'm only five and a half feet tall, so you can just imagine what a tiny slip of a ghost I am in person (my aunt joked that I looked twelve, not twenty-six-- so I am looking forward to a career with little patient interaction, such as Radiology, Pathology, or Anesthesiology, or maybe Pediatrics). There happened to be a construction convention going on at the time I was in Vegas, so there was a hefty cross-section of people from all over America and I have to say they are HUGE! And I'm not talking about obese or even just plain tall, people. I felt like I was in the company of a completely different scale of people. Even at very young ages of probably sixteen or so, it seemed like everyone went through American football training and had a steak everyday since infancy.
Photo credit: polaroidelusion on Flickr
So when we watched the Cirque du Soleil Show LOVE, I was pleasantly surprised to have my ticket scanned by a kindred spirit in tininess. But when he opened his mouth, an at least very convincing British accent came out ("just go up the stea-uhs"). Of course. Either that or he was actually fifteen years old (but his voice was deeper than mine-- so he probably was English, if that nose is not big enough. Er, as a clue). Anyway, it was refreshing. Rant over.
You can't go to Vegas without seeing a show. My brother had decided on LOVE at the Mirage, a Cirque du Soleil show that brings several of the Beatles' songs to life. I was a bit hesitant as tickets were at least $99 plus tax, but I realized later my hesitation was unfounded as most other shows are more expensive and probably suck. I would watch this show again. You see, I'm not a fan of the Beatles (my dad is, as he grew up with their music), but I have massive respect for them as songwriters. Armed with some familiarity with the songs, I came in, was mesmerized, and came out a believer. I realize now that the only thing that turned me off to their music was the hype. The songs are actually very poignant (though others are obviously drug-induced) and now I'm retroactively searching for songs I like. Oh, that and I bought the LOVE soundtrack. My brother bought a Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club shirt which I am envious of.
Click here to listen to a digital recording of me playing George Harrison's "While My Guitar Gently Weeps." This was included in the show and I was deeply moved by it. It's an original rendition (as far as I can tell) by me, so I hope you like it. Nothing too flashy or flourishy, sorry (and sorry for the mistake). Also, it's on a piano. If you heard me play the guitar you would laugh at my sheer awfulness.
Adjacent to Caesar's Palace are the Forum Shops, which if you haven't guessed already was also very extravagant. There was a Spago's inside that I didn't eat in. And on that note, let's get to the food.
This is Café Gelato inside the Forum Shop. Seven dollars for a cup? Steep. But worth it if you had a billowing mound of white chocolate strawberry cheesecake gelato with a SLICE OF CHEESECAKE ON TOP. I didn't have one (so I don't know if the cheesecake is actually included), I'm wondering why now (I think we were in a hurry).
Instead we had burgers (oh my God, I think I had 20 burgers on this whole trip) at Burgers in Paradise at the Planet Hollywood Mall. It's a branch of the one in Maui. Their burgers were of great value, but I think could have been less salty.
This is the other main reason I loved Las Vegas-- this is Lenôtre Pâtisserie inside Paris (how's that for authentic?). I'm not sure if this is really a product of Gaston Lenôtre's brainchild but I'm fairly convinced. I mean, will you take a look at the display? Even relatively simple things like the Flan Vanille turned me on. I wanted to stick up the waitresses and raid the display. It was my original intent to not leave Vegas without tasting a decadent dessert, so this was more than sufficient. I had the Framboisine ($5.50)-- dark chocolate mousse enveloping a raspberry center, with chocolate biscuit and glacage. I thought I'd died and gone to heaven.
If you've got a lot saved up and really want the world-renowned chef experience, I think Vegas has to be among your targets. We are talking big names like Wolfgang Puck (Spago, Wolfgang Puck Bar & Grille, Postrio, Chinois, Trattoria del Lupo), Bobby Flay (Mesa Grill), Michael Mina (Michael Mina, Nobhill, Seablue), Mario Batali (Carnevino, B&B Ristorante), Thomas Keller (Bouchon), Emeril Lagasse (Table 10, Delmonico, New Orleans Fish House), Joël Robuchon (L'Atelier de Joël Robuchon), Alain Ducasse (Mix), Daniel Boulud (Daniel Boulud Brasserie), Nobu Matsuhisa (Nobu), and Tom Collichio (Craftsteak). Here is a link on Serious Eats with more suggestions and comments.
Here is another big-name pâtisserie inside the Bellagio-- Jean-Philippe Pâtisserie. It features the world's largest chocolate fountain (you can see a little detail on the right), but it honestly it was quite tacky, even for Vegas (maybe it stems from my negative experiences regarding chocolate fountains in general). But the pastry display? OMFG, as usual.
Because I'm not made of money, breakfast was at Denny's! Actually? Lori's Diner in San Francisco is much better. But yum, squashed English muffin.
Next update (and last in this series): Sacramento, Napa, Los Angeles, Long Beach, and (almost) Tahoe. Watch out for stray Lindsay Lohans.